gud persons are made of sugar and spice..
but my friends are made of redhorse and ice
so cool..
nice one!..

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages BFSQ 3.2

if you ask me how long i’ll be your friend
my answer will be i don’t know because i’ll
really don’t know which one longer forever or
always!..

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages BFSQ 3.3

LISTEN AND SILENT

are two words having the same letters.

they are significant in a FRIENDSHIP
coz only a friend can listen to u when you are silent.

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages BFSQ 3.4

..its weird how u go frm bein
strangers 2 bein frndz 2 bein mor dan frndz
then suddenly..

back 2 bein practically strangers agen..

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages BFSQ 3.5

Friendship lives forever

as long as we exist..
you may not see me, i may not see you,
but the essence of our friendship
will see us through!

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wen we wer lil kids, our parents wud always
remind us not to talk 2 strangers.
good thing we did not totaly listen!
because if we did, perhaps we cud nevr find
each other. because some were behind ds friendship,
we were ONCE STRANGERS!

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages BFSQ 2.2

Friends are like crayons. They colour our lives.

I may not be ur favourite color, but hope
u will need me somewhere to complete your picture..

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages BFSQ 2.3

1 sweet thing that friend can offer..
is to make you laugh..
even though you refuse to smile..

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages BFSQ 2.4

Friendship is when you steal my chocolates everyday from my
bag..

and yet i still keep them in the same place..:)

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages BFSQ 2.5

A big hangover last only a day
but our funny, happy, sad, truthful, embarrasing
drunkin memories will last forever.

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i cant compete w/ odrs just 2 hav u complitly
coz i have nthing 2 mpress 4 u
2 stay here bsyd me. ol i hav s my sncere frnship
dat leads me 2 do anything 2 mke u happy..

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages BFSQ 1.2

Friends are like blood
u don’t see them that often
but they always comes out when ur wounded..

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages BFSQ 1.3

A gud fren will tel u everything, as in no
atempt at lies,

but a real fren knows wen 2 lie about..

4 d sincerest risons

tnx 4 bein 1…

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages BFSQ 1.4

I want u 2 knw dat our friendship
mins a lot 2 me. if were on a sinking boat
& ders only 1 lyf jacket..

i wud reli miss u..

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages BFSQ 1.5

A cute thought 4 those hu belive
in friendship..

it’s not necessary to share every secret between
true friends,
but d thing is dat wat ever u share shud be true..

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Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 5.2

BF : May ibibigay akong gift sa iyo, pero hulaan mo muna!
GF: Sige, clue naman…
BF: Kailangan ito ng leeg mo.
GF: Kwintas?
BF: Hindi… PANGHILOD! SMILE!!

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 5.3

AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
(nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: oh! I’m so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 5.4

DOC: umubo ka!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: ubo pa!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: okay.
PEDRO: ano po ba sakit ko doc?
DOC: may ubo ka.

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 5.5

MEKANIKO: sir, hindi ko po naayos preno ng kotse niyo.
CUSTOMER: ha?! Pano yan?
MEKANIKO: nilakasan ko na lang po ang inyong busina! Happy trip na lang po!

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 5.6

Kung nag GAY LANGUAGE sana sila GMA at GARCI eh di walang SCAM!
GMA: hallow gracia!
GARCI: uy mother ever! Na chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na po yung mga chuva ek ek.
GMA: bonggacious! Eh yung mga chenes chenes, carry na ba?
GARCI: flatshoes! Winnie santos mama, wiz na wori eclavou na ever! Na chorva na!
GMA: ang tarushki! Maldita ka talaga vruha ka! Eh di windra na naman watashi?!
GARCI: anufi ate.
GMA: oshah ba.

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 5.7

Divorced father: anak pag-uwi mo bigay mo sa nanay mo itong cheke at sabihin mo 18 yrs old ka na, huling cheke na makukuha niya for child support tapos tignan mo kung ano ang expression ng face niya.
Anak: mom, sabi ni dad bigay ko daw sayo itong cheke, last support na niya ito sakin kasi 18 na ako. Pagkatapos tignan ko daw expression ng face mo.
Mom: sa susunod na pagbisita mo sa kanya paki sabi salamat sa suporta kahit di mo siya tatay! Pagkatapos tignan mo expression ng face niya!

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 5.8

BOY1: nakakakawa naman lola mo.
BOY2: bakit?
BOY1: nakasabay ko kasi magsimba nung isang araw, ubo ng ubo.
Pinagtitinginan nga ng tao.
BOY2: papansin lang yun!
BOY1: bakit?
BOY2: bago kasi blouse niya!

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dis msg is strictly 4 cute
& charming person only.. since u
accidntaly recivd dis msg
i deeply apologise 4 da disturbanc

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 4.2

American guy named Paul challenged a filipino.

american: use my name 4 tyms n a sentence.

Pedro: PAUL , b carePAUL, u myt PAUL n da
swmmng PAUL..ahaha

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 4.3

SA BAKERY
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba , sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 4.4

ANAK: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!.
TATAY: ano ung danktrak?
ANAK: Yunn pong trak na 10 ang gulong na karga buhangin?
TATAY: Tanga inde danktrak un…TEN MILLER!!!

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 4.5

Honeymoon…
BRIDE: Kinakabahan ako. Baka di ko makaya.. Parang natatakot ako.
GROOM- Kaya mo ito. Di ba dati may alaga kang ahas?
BRIDE- Oo nga, pero takot talaga ako sa UOD!!

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tru bravery is to arrive home..

fully drunk..

a later night out..

& mom waiting with a broom in hand
then u asked, “hey mom, still cleaning?

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 3.2

just wanna be an angel..

flying around u

riskin all dat i have just
to kiss u..

even if it cost my life..

-lamok

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 3.3

if u reli luv me, i dare u 2 hug me
so tyt 2 mek me realize dat 8s true.

-cactus..

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 3.4

i tried my best w8 4 u.

i’ve shouted too loud, stil, u didn’t even rspond
2 my call,
now u want me 2 go back?

-magtataho ngdadrama

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 3.5

evrytym i feel dat nobody understands me,

it helps a lil to think of u..

cause i know.. nobody

understand u either..

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wat is “shock?”

shock is wen a guy is having sex 2 his
pregnant wife wen suddenly, little hands grab
his penis and said..”daddy! huyi ka!

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 2.2

“You cannot taste me..
Unless you take of my dress”

-banana

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 2.3

chinese says:

if u want 2 b lucky,

learn “FUNSOY”
if u want 2 b rich, play “PUSOY”

if u want 2 b healthy,

eat “CHOPSUY”
if u want 2 b hapi, “TXTMOKOHOY”..

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 2.4

do you know how your day will become beautiful?

it is wen you start your day..

thinking of me first…lolz!

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 2.5

why are condoms transparent?

So dat d sperms cud at least enjoy d scenery
of their supposedly promised land..

poor little creatures!

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It’s reli sad dat in dis world, pipol wud rather
see 2 men holdin guns, killing each othr..
Dan to see 2 men holdin hands
lovin one another,

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 1.2

“If you don’t want to see me smoking..

Then you should better find a ways to make my lips busy!”

hehe..

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 1.3

I was planning to kill the most
byutiful, & charming girl on earth

Den i realized shud i kill myslf?

Wat a big sin to do ds thing!

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 1.4

wat s similarity between panty & sky?

sky covers d whole population..

& Panty Covers d source of population!

haha..

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Funny Quotes Text Messages BFQ 1.5

a lady n a bar walks 2 d barman * puts her
finger in2 barman’s mouth.

Barman: lustly kises & lick each finger.

Lady says: Tel ur manager der’s no toilet paper!

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wn u miss a prson..
practically, u can do nothing aside frm thinking &
worrying..

don’t be sad,neither be foolish…just wait until
u see each other again & mke another momnt
to be missed with..

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Love Quotes Text Messages BLQ 27.2

“Sometimes, you find it hard to tell someone
about ur feelings,

until u realize dat ur actions have already
betrayed u..

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Love Quotes Text Messages BLQ 27.3

i was n da stage of moving on..

i was dscarding everythng dat rmnds me of d past..

thou 8s heavy n my heat but
i nid 2 submit myslf 2 da idea of livng a separate
life part frm d one i LOVE.

days passed & i ws able 2 manage being away,
living, on my own..

bt wn i saw him agen..i broke down n2 tears..

& suddnly i realized, yes i’ve moved on..

BUT I GUESS I FORGOT TO LET GO..

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Love Quotes Text Messages BLQ 27.4

Sometimes,

two people have to fall apart..

For them to realize..

how much they need to fall back together…

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Love Quotes Text Messages BLQ 27.5

We may fall in love fast, but sometimes
it wouldn’t last..

we may flirt but then it wasnt worth the dirt..

we may have feelings 4 another even if we
already have someone but still we end up
with the one who gave life its true meanings..

people r everywhre..

but true luv is just rare..

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there are so many things dat sumtyms
u dnt hve 2 admit nor 2 ask!
as long as u feel..

NO nid 2 qstion it!

coz,

“tongue may deny,

bt heart,

doesn’t lie!

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Love Quotes Text Messages BLQ 26.2

don’t be cold to someone u care about just because
dat person couldn’t realize ur worth.

instead, be nice to them so they could realize wat dey
have been missing.

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Love Quotes Text Messages BLQ 26.3

we get HURT the moment we start to CARE.

& they will only start to CARE when they
realize that we got HURT.

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Love Quotes Text Messages BLQ 26.4

” wen sum1 is inlove, he finds it hard to sleep.
this is because he finally sees reality is more
beautiful than dreams.”

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Love Quotes Text Messages BLQ 26.5

“the best date is with someone who can tke u
anywhere..without TOUCHING anything but ur HEART.

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