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I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world’s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA, I won’t let you down.

If you love someone, set him free. If he doesn’t come back, he’s probably with me! Hehe

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Erase message!
Erase sabi e!
Erase mo na!
Ayaw mo?
Ayaw mo because the message came from me ano? Sige na nga save mo na! Hirap talaga kapag cute ang sender.

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