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A MAN IN D RUFTOP. Pulis: wag kang tatalon…maraming nagmamahal sayo! Man:tumahimik ka! wag mo kong pakialaman di ako makasend!

wat wil hapen if u had a wooden car.. w/ wooden seats..wooden tires..and a wooden
engine? A: it wooden start! hahaha..

Wat do u do wen u see an extremely GOOD-LOOKING person? ME, I stare at dat person admiringly…And when I get tired, I JUST PUT THE MIRROR DOWN…kakangalay eh!

Ssshhh…Tiptoe ako kasi baka tulog ka na. Just want to know if you are OK! Kasi narinig ko lahat daw ng PANGET tulog na…AKO GISING PA! Ikaw? Gud evening!

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