Hilarious Qoutes Text Messages rbs171
Yo mamma so ugly wen she wz born, yr mum z, “What a booty!” n yr dad z, “Yea ltz go...
Hilarious Qoutes Text Messages rbs171
Yo mamma so ugly wen she wz born, yr mum z, “What a booty!” n yr dad z, “Yea ltz go bury it”
What do u call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant!
Hilarious Qoutes Text Messages rbs170
w@ did d blonde’s ryt leg sA 2 d lft leg? Ø. They’ve nvr met.
DY knw h2 save a drowning lwyR? taK yr Ft off hs hed.
Hilarious Qoutes Text Messages rbs169
DdU heA bout d ldy hu gave brth 2 a blok of w%d?
dey sA she wz nailed by a carpenter!
A businessman gets on an vator alrdy busy? by a blond. She *grins* @ d guy n ina perky voiC sEz, “T.G.I.F!”.
d guy l%ks @ her n replies, “S.H.I.T.!”.
d blond’s falters a bit as she digests d man’s response. thN she *grins* her Bgst, friendliest n sEz, “T.G.I.F.!”.
agn dman responds by sAyn, “S.H.I.T.!”.
d wmn S oviusly quite ^set n asks d guy, “Don’t UNo dat T.G.I.F means Thank God Its Friday?”.
d guy sEz,”Yes I do, n S.H.I.T. means sry hon Its Thursday!”.
Hilarious Qoutes Text Messages rbs168
hw mnE economists dz it taK 2 screw ina lyt bulb? nun. f d lyt bulb realy needed changiN, mkt forces wd av alrdy cauzd it 2 hpn.
U so short u have to look up to look down.
Hilarious Quotes Text Messages rbs167
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender asks him “did you know there is a drink named after you?” the grasshopper says “Why would you name a drink Jeff?”
What kind of bee gives milk? BooBEES!!
Hilarious Qoutes Text Messages rbs170
w@ did d blonde’s ryt leg sA 2 d lft leg? Ø. They’ve nvr met. DY knw h2 save a...
Hilarious Qoutes Text Messages rbs169
DdU heA bout d ldy hu gave brth 2 a blok of w%d? dey sA she wz nailed by a carpenter! A...
Hilarious Qoutes Text Messages rbs168
hw mnE economists dz it taK 2 screw ina lyt bulb? nun. f d lyt bulb realy needed changiN,...
Hilarious Quotes Text Messages rbs167
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender asks him “did you know there is a drink...