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Funny Text Messages | Friday November 13 2009 5:43 am | Comments (0) Tags: , , ,

hw DY unload a truk ful of X-( babies?
A pitchfork!

waz pink n hrd?
A :@) W a knfe

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Friendship SMS Txt quotes | Friday July 31 2009 3:35 am | Comments (0) Tags: , , ,

Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

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Love Text SMS | Sunday April 19 2009 2:22 am | Comments (0) Tags: , , ,

Beware of me! Because if I find you, you’ll never escape from me. I will be with you for the rest of my life, serving and loving you, wait and see because I love THEE.

Do I have to prove my innocence? I don’t need a lawyer with a high degree, because. if loving you is against the law, then you better lock me up and throw away the key.

All eyes may behold your beauty, all lips may say I love u, all arms may long to hold you, but no heart can love u like me, because it beats just for u.

My mission is to make you as freakishly happy as one person is allowed. I love you.

i love the ‘y’
i love the ‘o’
i love the ‘u’
put them together
and i love ‘you’

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

Love SMS message CK1

Love Text SMS | Sunday April 19 2009 1:38 am | Comments (0) Tags: , ,

“Not everything that makes us happy is right..but for sure, there will come a time when everything that is right,will make us happy”..

Like the rain can’t be stopped from falling, God’s love and blessing keep on pouring, I hope you woke up renewed, refreshed and comfort of his company. Good Morning. Have a nice day ahead!:)

Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship.
It’s not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end.

It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much.
When the chance comes, don’t ever let go.

We’ve known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I’ve been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you’ve always been a friend to me,
But now I’m wanting more

I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn’t coz even if I close them I could still see you.

Cute Sweet SMS Message

Uncategorized | Wednesday January 21 2009 6:23 am | Comments (0) Tags: , , , ,

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The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
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A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.
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Donon EYES PE
Donon CHEEKS PE
DO BAR LIPS PE
IK BAR NECK PE
DO BAR NECK SE ZRA NEECHE
SONE sy pehle
Cold cream ZAROOR LAGAIN..
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Boy: BUS aur Girls
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
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Girl: Auto Rickshaw aur Boys
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain .
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Sathi srf woh he nahi hota jo zindagi bhr saath nibhay; Sathi to woh bhi hai jo jevan ke kuch palon mein bhi jevan bhr ka saath de jaaye.
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Flowers die,
Stories End,
Songs Fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to End,
But,
“Precious People” Like “You”
Are always remembered.
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Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding
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When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.
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Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.
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I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise.
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Always take extra care of 3 things in ur life:
* Trust..
* Promise..
* Relation..
Bcoz they dont make noise when they break..!!

Romantic Valentines SMS Message

Here’s another one for the road! Happy Heart’s Day Everybody!

Spread the love!!!!

Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.
Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion.
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No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day
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My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine
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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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Without Love — days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday…Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.
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I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.